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Week 3 Big 12 Picks

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Last week was one of the worst weeks in the history of the Big 12 conference. Not the worst, by any stretch, but up there. It was certainly up there in terms of one of the most embarrassing, outraging non-Bedlam losses in OSU history. But seriously, Big 12? You don’t stick up for OSU? Bob Bowlsby and co. effectively shrugged their shoulders. Oh well. It was also a really terrible week of picks for me. Picking Kansas to win two games in a row was probably where things started to go wrong for me.

Last week: 5-4 (.555)

Overall: 12-7 (.631)

FRIDAY

No. 21 Baylor 63, Rice 24. Baylor leaves the friendly confines of McClaine Stadium for a trip down to Houston. Baylor destroys another non-Power 5 opponent. Business as usual.

SATURDAY

Kansas 24, Mephis 49. Last year Memphis treated the Jayhawks to a resounding 32-point home loss. Kansas failed to build off its week-one victory last week, losing in decisive fashion to Ohio (which may be an odd way to phrase it, but if anyone knows how to lose decisively, it’s KU).

Iowa State 20, TCU 38. It seems like nearly ever year Iowa State gives Iowa their money’s worth. Last week the Hawkeyes gave ISU a 42-3 thumping from which folks who wear cardinal and gold are probably still smarting. TCU lost a heartbreaker to the Piglets of Arkansas in double-OT. Gary Patterson’s defense isn’t as bad as Kliff Kingsbury’s, but that’s not saying much.

Florida Atlantic 13, Kansas State 44. K-State’s defense looked pretty good against Stanford. Its quarterback play: not so much. Hopefully Jesse Ertz figures it out against FAU.

Pittsburgh 35, Oklahoma State 37. What can I say about OSU’s performance that I haven’t already said, or that you haven’t already read elsewhere? Aside from the inarguable fact that the Pokes by all rights won last week–OSU looked terrible against Central Michigan. It felt at times eerily like watching OSU circa-2000. We’re talking Bob Simmons-era OSU. We’re talking struggling with a MAC-team at home OSU. The Pokes were so bad it was hard to tell whether or not if OSU was playing down to its competition–or if they simply suck. I can tell you what did suck: the offensive play-calling. No running back had more than six carries; the team finished with 50 yards on the ground. That’s 1.9 yards-per-carry, if you’re counting. Which makes it sound like the rushing game as a whole sucked–which isn’t true. Justice Hill had 31 yards on 5 carries (6.1 ypc), but did not, to my knowledge, touch the ball in the fourth quarter. Mike Gundy’s end-of-game management was atrocious, but Mike Yurcich’s play-calling and game-plan might’ve been worse. OSU was 1-11 on third down, managing only 338 yards of total offense. All that, combined with a no-show from Mason Rudolph, and the Cowboys turned in one of their more unimpressive performances of the past ten years. The Panthers, on the other hand, looked very impressive last week, though, beating rivals Penn State in a thriller. If the Pokes don’t figure out their shit on offense, and execute on their third-down defense, Pitt will bury them at home. So why am I picking OSU, you ask? I can’t see them losing back-to-back home games, or Mason Rudolph sucking this bad twice-in-a-row. I think a late turnover will push things in the Cowboys’ favor.

Louisiana Tech 31, Texas Tech 56. Last week Texas Tech’s defense gave up eight touchdowns to a single player. Need I say more? Arizona State lit the Red Raiders up to the tune of 68 points, marking the third time in the last two seasons that Texas Tech has scored more than 50–and still lost. Kingsbury’s squad better be on their watch, too–Louisiana Tech gave Arkansas a run for their money in week one.

No. 3 Ohio State 38, No. 14 Oklahoma 40. This is arguably the best non-conference game of the year, pitting two of the greatest programs in college football history. It’s certainly the best non-rivalry non-conference game of the year–it’s a pity OU lost to Houston, or this would likely be a top-five matchup. For some perspective on just how much prestige is flows from these two programs: the Buckeyes have spent 105 weeks ranked No. 1 in the AP poll all-time, good for best all-time, ever. The team with the second-most weeks at No. 1? You guessed it: OU, with 101. The two teams have only met twice, in 1977 and 1983, splitting the games one a-piece. Ohio State looked gnarly as death itself against Tulsa last week, but I think home field advantage pushes the Sooners over the top in this one.

No. 11 Texas 44, California 31. Can the Longhorns continue their “Texas is back” parade? The Golden Bears haven’t shown much aptitude for defense so far, losing 45-40 to San Diego State last week. I see Texas coming out of Berkley with a decisive win.

 

Week 2 Big 12 Picks

Photo credit: Thomas Shea

Photo credit: Thomas Shea

Week two doesn’t have much of the luster of week one–but week one! What a week it was.

Last week: 7-3 (.700)

Overall: 7-3 (.700)

Central Michigan 24, No. 22 Oklahoma State 47. The Pokes somehow fell in the AP poll last week after winning by 54 points. This wouldn’t be so irritating if it weren’t for Michigan State holding pat at No. 12 after only beating their own FCS foe, Furman (shout-out to my sister Beth, who’s a freshman there), 28-13. But hey, in Big 10 terminology 15 points is like… 54 points! Okay. Last year OSU went up Mt. Pleasant, Michigan and struggled mightily against CMU, trailing at one point in the second half only to win 24-13. I think OSU will have an easier time this weekend–and think we’ll have a slightly clearer picture of whether or not the running game has actually improved. On the other hand, CMU does boast a very dangerous quarterback in Cooper Rush. He’s listed by ESPN’s draft expert, Mel Kiper, as the No. 5 senior quarterback in the country, and he’s the most experienced QB the Pokes will face this year, at 37 career starts.

Youngstown State 12, West Virginia 49. Long may you run, Bo Pelini. The former Nebraska head shouter now rages on the sidelines of the fearsome Youngstown State Penguins, presumably wearing this face at all times. WVU knocked off Mizzou last week in convincing, if ugly fashion, winning 26-11.

Ohio 35, Kansas 38. Hey guys, KU has a better record than OU! Last week felt so good that Jayhawks coach David Beatty cried during the press conference after the game. He might’ve been crying about the distinct possibility that last week’s victory will be his first and last as KU’s coach–oh, I’m kidding. I think Kansas wins this one. Cheer up, David Beatty. It gets better. Of course, Ohio does know how to score points–they lost last week in a 56-58 thriller to Texas State.

SMU 34, No. 23 Baylor 58. The Baptists are 34.5-point favorites heading into this game, but I don’t they will quite cover. Seth Russell looked like his old self last week in his return to action, throwing for four touchdowns in an abject 55-7 smackdown of Northwestern State (which northwest? which state?). Baylor has a slight edge in the all-time series  at 38-36-7, but has won the last 12 meetings between the two squads.

UTEP 10, No. 11 Texas 47.  Texas’s double-OT victory last week against Notre Dame was easily one of the most entertaining games I’ve ever seen. And it was a big, big win for the Longhorns’ embattled coach, Charlie Strong. Do I think they should be ranked eleventh in the country? Not yet. But hey, why not? It’s the first time the Bevos have been ranked since Strong took over for Mack Brown in 2014.

Louisiana Monroe 17, Oklahoma 56. Poor Louisiana-Monroe has the unenviable task of bearing the brunt of wounded Sooner wrath this weekend. Houston not only made a strong, strong push for Big 12 inclusion last Saturday against OU, but they simply looked like the more physical–and flat-out better–team. The Sooners looked very, very flawed, and have only this week to right the ship before No. 4 Ohio State comes calling, followed by No. 15 TCU and a suddenly dangerous-looking No. 11 Texas team on October 8. I have very a hard time seeing OU dropping all of those games, but a 2-3 start is suddenly a very distinct possibility.

Arkansas 27, No. 15 TCU 41. Both of these teams struggled against inferior competition last week. The The Hogs eked out a 21-20 victory over Louisiana Tech, and TCU struggled mightily on defense against South Dakota State, ultimately winning 59-41. But I have far more faith in Gary Patterson than I do in this man, handsome though he may be.

Iowa State 27, No. 16 Iowa 29. The road team has won the last four meetings between these two rivals, with Iowa taking the last matchup 31-17 in Ames. Iowa State got embarrassed again last week by FCS Northern Iowa, but I think they’ll bounce back this weekend, giving the Hawkeyes quite a scare in Iowa City.

Texas Tech 49, Arizona State 45. Pac-12 teams often have the advantage in night games against foes from the Central Time Zone, and this game’s 9pm central start could be trouble for the Red Raiders, especially on defense. Vegas likes ASU by 2.5 in this game, but I’ll go with Tech here, in a minor upset.

OFF: Kansas State

Week 1 Big 12 Picks

STILLWATER, OK - OCTOBER 04:   The Oklahoma State Cowboys take the field before the game against the Iowa State Cyclones October 4, 2014 at Boone Pickens Stadium in Stillwater, Oklahoma. The Cowboys defeated the Cyclones 37-20. (Photo by Brett Deering/Getty Images)

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Here we are again. Football cometh!

Last year I finished out at 59-15 (.797), which isn’t terrible, I suppose, but isn’t great either. I did manage to correctly predict that the Pokes would go 10-2 in the regular season, though! Those first ten games were a fun ride. The last three–it hurt to watch. I have to be honest: the end of last season still kind of stings. Getting brutalized by Baylor, OU and Ole Miss, in succession: not my idea of a good time. Hopefully things turn out differently to end this season.

This year, I’m picking the Pokes to go 11-1. And miss the Playoff anyway. (I like to mix a little depression into my optimism!)

On to week one!

FRIDAY

Northwestern State 6, No. 23 Baylor 45. The beginning of the end of Baylor begins here.

Kansas State 23, No. 8 Stanford 31. Stanford put a 45-16 ass-kicking on Iowa in the Rose Bowl to end last season, and K-State struggled in a loss to Arkansas in the Liberty Bowl–this after a regular season that included a brutal six-game losing streak. No one’s giving K-State a chance in this one. And it makes sense because, well, it’s at Stanford and this guy who gained over 2,600 yards of total offense last year. I think it’ll be closer than Vegas does.

SATURDAY

No. 3 Oklahoma 47, No. 13 Houston 43. The last time the Sooners matched up with Houston it was 2004, and a fellow named Art Briles was patrolling the Cougar sidelines in red-and-white. OU went on to win 63-13. This game is Houston’s only chance at the playoff, and a chance to show off their validity as a bonafide potential member of the Big 12. On the other hand, for Oklahoma to drop this game would be just as fatal–OU faces a brutal non-conference schedule that also includes No. 6 Ohio State in week three, as well as trips to Forth Worth, Lubbock, and Morgantown. Must-win, here, I’d argue, for both OU and the Big 12 as a whole.

Missouri 16, West Virginia 35. A battle of Big 12 defectors and refugees. The last time these schools faced each other WVU was apart of the Big East. Mizzou was apart of the Big 8. The Tigers went 5-7 last year and were, if possible, worse than their record suggests, with wins against such mighty foes as Southeast Missouri State, Arkansas State, UCONN, South Carolina, and an injury-plagued BYU team. Dana Holgorsen, on the other hand, is on the hot seat.

Southeastern Louisiana 13, No. 21 Oklahoma State 61. I think OSU’s running game comes together, after two years of ineptitude, here. It’ll have to if the Pokes are going to compete for the conference. I think it will.

Rhode Island 5, Kansas 13. Someone has to win this game. I think Kansas will win this game. Good for Kansas.

Northern Iowa 13, Iowa State 27. The Matt Campbell-regime gets off to a good start. He has a tough task ahead of him.

South Dakota State 3, No. 13 TCU 56. Can Gary Patterson replace Boykin? Josh Doctson? I’m skeptical, especially as a Texas A&M transfer seems to be the answer. We’ll see, but I’m not too high on the Frogs, even though I think if anyone can work a miracle, Patterson can.

Stephen F. Austin 30, Texas Tech 63. Another season in which Texas Tech scores a whole bunch and plays no defense. Cue the grumbling.

SUNDAY

No. 10 Notre Dame 28, Texas 20. The ongoing Texas embarrassment isn’t over, although it’s no embarrassment to lose to Notre Dame. The game won’t actually be as close as the spread I’m predicting.

 

 

Week 4 Big 12 Picks

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First of all, isn’t it great how four of the five games on the first weekend of conference play are set to happen at roughly the same time? Sure, there’ll be some overlap between them, but I guess it occurred to no one in the TV world that, oh, perhaps the same people interested in watching OSU v. Texas might also want to watch TCU v. Tech. But then again I guess not. Considering Tech’s shellacking of Arkansas last week, I figured the matchup between the Red Raiders and the Horned Frogs would be prime time stuff. But no.

In lieu of further diatribes about how the People that Decide Television Stuff’s lack of having-their-shit-togetherness, let’s just appreciate for a moment what happened last weekend in college football. Nothing wrong with a weekend that includes Alabama losing in high style, or Texas garbage-dumping-it with a last minute missed extra point, or Kliff Kingsbury making Bert Beliema feel bad.

Also: does Beliema not resemble his school’s mascot, the Fighting Piglet?

I wish I could write about Arkansas every week. It’s funny, now that I live here, a little over 2,000 miles from Fayetteville, as opposed to here, it’s become even more fun to hate them. Possibly this is because now that I no longer live in Oklahoma, I can’t smell them anymore.

Also, what the hell, K-State? Three over times to beat Louisiana Tech. That sounds a lot more like that other Sunflower State football team.

Last week: 5-2 (.714)

Overall: 21-6 (.777)

Kansas 20, Rutgers 24. Let’s see here: Rutgers sucks really bad, and is in the middle of a monumental shitstorm involving having head coach Kyle Flood suspended for three games for trying to get a player’s grades changed. I’m surprised he still has a job. On the other side of this equation, Kansas sucks REALLY bad. Predicting these kinds of games are just as hard as those between talented opponents; I just don’t see KU pulling one out on the road in this one.

Rice 24, No. 5 Baylor 59. “I think I’ve lost my edge a little bit,” said Art Briles to reporters this week. What?  He then went on to see he going to try and start being himself again over the course of this week. Sure, lowly Lamar was all tied up at 21-21 with four minutes to play in the second quarter of what would end as a 66-31 trouncing two weeks ago, and, in addition to throwing four touchdowns, QB Seth Russell did toss three interceptions, but I feel like folks might be overreacting a bit. On the other hand, I fully expected Baylor to be a little less than advertised in the preseason. I just have a hard time believing that their tremendous run of quarterbacks could continue without a blip. (Of course, part of my skepticism about this definitely stems from, after five mostly glorious years of Zac Robinson and Brandon Weeden, OSU’s five-quarterback clown car of a quarterback carousel from 2012-2014.) In any case, I don’t see the Bears slipping here, but they better watch out when Pat Mahomes and Texas Tech come calling next week. Then we’ll see about Briles’s edge.

Maryland 23, West Virginia 35. Despite Maryland’s taking WVU to the woodshed in a 37-0 beating in 2013, the Mountaineers are 8-1 against the Terrapins since 2004. The Fighting Holgorsens have looked good so far this season, but their opponents so far–Liberty and Georgia Southern–probably would probably struggle to break even against even a team like Kansas. Maryland, on the other hand, has managed to go 2-1 with a 48-27 loss to Bowling Green who, as far as MAC schools go, are no small shakes. Still, I like WVU in this one in Morgantown. Side note: I wonder if, when this series started way back in 1919, anyone ever thought these two schools would both be members of conferences primarily associated with the Midwest and Great Plains areas?

No. 24 Oklahoma State 34, Texas 23. While I believe this game will be within reach for Texas well into the fourth quarter, I think that Jimmy Bean and Emmanuel Ogbah OSU’s dynamic duo at defensive end are going to give Jarrod Heard fits–or at least contain him. I say this fully aware of Heard’s heroic 527-total yard performance against Cal. OSU’s defense is made of much different stuff than Cal’s, especially if they can keep producing turnovers. Still, no matter how far Texas has fallen, a trip to Austin is still a trip to Austin, even if the recent history in this series might beg to differ–the visiting team has won every game since 2008. OSU forced so many turnovers last week (seven!) against UTSA that the game began to feel like an episode of the Three Stooges; if the Pokes can get even half what they did last week, I think they’ll head back up I-35 with a victory. PS: read this.

No. 3 TCU 49, Texas Tech 52. It’s really a shame this isn’t a prime-time match up, because it certainly feels like one. There are two main factors for why I’m going with the upset here. (1) Even though Tech’s win last week at Arkansas may fade over the course of the year–and it certainly could, if the Pigs fold up against the SEC West–Tech’s overall performance was complete. Offensively and defensively. It’s too early to say, but this Tech team reminds me a little bit of OSU in 2010–capable of coming out of nowhere to compete for the conference title, but not quite capable of winning it outright. But let’s not get totally ahead of ourselves! (2) TCU’s defense has been utterly decimated by injuries. They’ve lost seven starters since the season began. Can they get a stop against the Red Raiders? On the other hand, will Tech be able to stop TCU? Gary Patterson’s teams are not in the habit of getting surprised, but I foresee a trap waiting for them out in tortilla country.

OFF: Iowa State, Kansas State, Oklahoma. 

Week 1 Big 12 Picks

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Once again the season of happiness and joy is upon us! Life is a haze of stuff right now for me, as I’m working as a full-time copywriter with a pretty hefty commute, in addition to All That Other Stuff I Do. And, for those who don’t know, these picks are now coming to you from PAC-12 country. So we’ll see how that goes. Those eleven a.m. central time kick-offs are gonna be pretty early for me this season!

Brief recap of last year: my win/loss column last year finished out at 57-15 (.791), and I managed to nail the spread on the Bedlam game (my pick was 37-34, actual score: 38-35), which was probably my shining moment predicting things for pretty much ever.

Conference champ prediction: the smart money’s on TCU, and that’s who I’m going with. However, I think OSU’s schedule is perfectly set up for a run.

I see the conference finishing this way:

  1. TCU (11-1)
  2. Oklahoma State (10-2)
  3. Baylor (10-2, with losses to the above)
  4. Oklahoma  (8-4)
  5. Kansas State (8-4)
  6. West Virginia (7-5)
  7. Texas (6-6)
  8. Texas Tech (4-8)
  9. Iowa State (3-9)
  10. Kansas (2-10)

Anyhow! Let’s get to the picks.

THURSDAY

Oklahoma State 48, Central Michigan 13. Mason Rudolph and the Pokes will be way too much for the Chippewas. While I’m tempted to say that we’ll learn a few things from how, say, the running game produces with the heralded juco transfer Chris Carson toting the pigskin, or if OSU is able to score at will–but I won’t. First games don’t always say much about the teams that play them (see the Pokes’ last season opener in which they all but took Florida State down to the wire, and then proceeded to hit a five game losing streak during conference play). So I’m not sure we’ll know all that much after Saturday. Still–good teams make it look easy against inferior competition.

No. 2 Texas Christian 56, Minnesota 27. Though I fully expect to ultimately see Trevone Boykin and co. slash the Gophers’ throats, I would not be in the least surprised to see this game a little closer than comfortable at halftime. Just a hunch–and it doesn’t hurt that the game’s in Minneapolis.

FRIDAY

No. 4 Baylor 66, SMU 0. Do I need to say much more about this? This game is on a Friday night for a reason–there’s at least one high school-level team playing, and it ain’t Baylor.

SATURDAY

South Dakota State 13, Kansas 16. With the hiring of David Beaty, a new era has dawned in Lawrence. Unfortunately, it will not change the Jayhawks’ score deferential against FCS opponents any time soon.

Sam Houston State 14, Texas Tech 42. This is not going to be a good season for Tech. Tech is going to suck. Hopefully for Kliff Kingsbury’s outfit, it won’t be so readily apparent in game no. 1 as it was last year in their opening 42-35 victory over Central Arkansas. Hopefully.

Akron 10, No. 19 Oklahoma 56. Hand the ball to Perine, hand the ball to Perine, hand the ball to Perine–and this game should be fine. Interested to see who trots out under center for the Crimson-and-Cream.

South Dakota 7, Kansas State 45. The Wildcats shouldn’t have much trouble here, but it’ll be interesting to see who emerges for them as playmakers.

Texas 13, No. 11 Notre Dame 24. This kind of matchup makes me squirm inside to watch, as these are two of the most perennially overrated teams in the country. Oh, how much would it brighten the general perspective of Longhorn fans in general and Charlie Strong in specific if Texas could pull off a victory here? I think this one will be closer than the thirteen-point spread I’m predicting indicates.

Georgia Southern 3, West Virginia 49. Dana Holgerson is officially on the hot seat this year, and as much as I like him, I’m not sure if he’ll be around in Morgantown next season (although some prognosticators at ESPN seem to think WVU has a shot as a Big 12 dark horse, I’m afraid I don’t agree). However, none of that should impact WVU’s demolition of Georgia Southern.

Northern Iowa 12, Iowa State 16. Ah, Iowa State. It’s going to be a long year. Unlike KU, I actually feel bad for Cyclones’ fans.

The College Football Playoff and Why Big 12 Realignment Will Rise Again: Part 2

This is the second part of a two-part post. Read the first here.

HISTORY

Remember the summer of 2010, when Nebraska and Colorado announced their decisions to leave the Big 12 for the Big 10 and Pac-10? And when, in the summer and fall of 2011, Texas A&M and Mizzou exited stage SEC? When the Big 12 and much of college football started cannibalizing itself?

In the span of just over a year, some of the oldest rivalries in all of American sports were over: Kansas-Mizzou, A&M-Texas, OU-Nebraska, to name a few. More recently, other rivalries outside the Big 12 bit the dust, too, with the end of WVU-Pitt and Michigan-Notre Dame.

The reasoning behind all this madness? You know it well enough–TV money, and ego. Lots of ego.

The Big 12, which once had a handsome, contiguous geographic footprint that looked like this, was left with this, and a new member in West Virginia whose nearest neighbor is 869 miles to its west.

The only way to repair the broken rivalries will be an unlikely step toward sanity, which would include universities actually listening to their fan bases and scheduling non-conference games that not only matter, but are nourishing to the sport as a whole–how much better would it be for OU to play Nebraska, as opposed to Tennessee, or for Kansas to play Mizzou instead of Southeast Missouri State?

I can tell you this: the Big 12 has to expand, and will. And adding more geographic anomalies (here’s looking at you, WVU) like the much-discussed UConn, Cincinnati or even, god-forbid, UCF, is not the answer. (When conferences get too spread out geographically, they tend to keep fracturing, over and over–take one look at the history of the Western Athletic Conference, which boasts 9 current members against 27 former members.)

So what’s the solution for the Big 12?

 

AFTER DOOMSDAY:

Remember our doomsday scenario, where, essentially for lack of a championship game, the the Big 12 misses the CFP? What, then, is the next step?

Look west, not east. BYU is answer no. 1. The Cougars have made no bones about their desire to join the Big 12. Coach Bronco Mendenhall has continued stoking the fire for the past few months, despite the Big 12’s seeming ambivalence.

BYU would bring a huge fan base, quality academics, and a football team that not only traditional success, but has beaten the piss out of Big 12’s most prestigious members with regularity in recent years–here’s looking at you 2012-13 Texas, and 2009 OU.

And, as Allan Taylor of the WV Metro News puts it, BYU “arguably would represent the league’s No. 3 most recognizable football brand (behind UT and Oklahoma) and their 2013 home attendance of 61,225 would have ranked third” in the conference. That’s ahead of everyone but Texas and OU.

But hey, you might be thinking now, aren’t you contradicting yourself, Nate? Utah isn’t contiguous to any current Big 12 member states.

And, wouldn’t BYU’s nearest Big 12 partner, Texas Tech, be–somewhat eerily–868 miles away?

Here’s your answer: Colorado State University.

CSU just finished up its season at 10-2, up until the Rams’ defeat against Air Force, had spent a couple consecutive weeks in the AP Top 25. CSU certainly does not have a high profile in as far as football goes, but they are building a new stadium, have a fantastic coach in Jim McElwain (though he appears to be on his way out), and are exhibiting all the signs of an athletic department on its way up in the world.

Also, CSU is a land grant institution with a very good academic reputation, and its basketball program has made two consecutive appearances in the NCAA tournament. As a bonus for fellow new-member Brigham Young, both additions have a long history with one another in the Mountain West and WAC.

To those who might say Colorado State’s lack of football power makes them a terrible choice, I’d say well, did anyone in 2006 think Baylor would ever compete to win the conference two years in a row? Or did anyone in 2000 think OSU would have the kind of run it had from 2010-2013?

CSU would be a grower of a choice, not a show-er.

 

DIVISIONS

Here’s what your divisions would look like, should all this come to pass:

Big 12 West: BYU, Colorado State, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State, Oklahoma State.

Big 12 East: Oklahoma, Texas, Texas Tech, Baylor, TCU, West Virginia.

In terms of cross-division rivals, OSU-OU would, of course, remain a yearly affair.

The only trouble with all this would, of course be West Virginia, which certainly not be pleased with the Big 12 looking west for its newest members. Like I already said, WVU is already nearly 900 miles from its nearest neighbor.

Oliver Luck, WVU’s Athletic Director, has variously described the league’s current 10-team, round robin format as “quite perfect,” and “ideal,” and that there are “no available teams” that the Big 12 would be able to justify adding. Which, it should be clear by now, just ain’t true.

As much as I love the Mountaineers, I don’t think West Virginia would last long in the newly-accurate-in-nomenclature version of the Big 12, just as I don’t think WVU is going to remain in the conference long-term even if it stays at 10 members.

The travel is just too damn far, and, either way, at some point WVU is going to get tired of traveling to Lubbock, Texas for track meets, volleyball games, and soccer matches.

So at some point in the next three-six years, WVU is gone. So who do you add?

 

(RE)ENTER NEBRASKA

Here’s the real long shot.

Much has been written about how Texas caused Nebraska to leave the conference, and about how Nebraska felt marooned by having their annual rivalry with OU cut in half, and how excited the University of Nebraska academic-types were to join a more prestigious academic conference in the Big 10, and how excited Nebraska fans were for regular dates against the likes of Michigan, Ohio State, and Penn State, and how much better off they thought they’d be.

Yet Nebraska’s move to the Big 10 got a whole hell of a lot less sweeter when Rutgers and Maryland were invited. Just take a look at their home scheduleand the rest of the Big 10’s! Additionally, the Cornhuskers’ recruiting has taken a major hit now that it no longer regularly plays games in Texas.

Also, many of the factors that caused Nebraska to leave the conference are now either much reduced or complete non-factors. DeLoss Dodds is out at Texas, and the Longhorn Network, which many at first worried would be a huge game-changer to UT athletics, has been nothing if not a giant flop. Plus, with the re-entry of Nebraska (and exit of WVU), your divisions would look like this:

Big 12 West: BYU, Colorado State, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State, Nebraska

Big 12 East: Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas Tech, Baylor, TCU

Which, if you decided to keep a nine game conference schedule and renew OU-NU as an annual rivalry, could be very attractive.

But Big 12 execs would have to do much, much more to sweeten the deal enough to bring Nebraska back into the fold. As the most unstable Power5 conferences, it’s long been thought that the Big 12 has no chance of luring a school from one of the other P5’s. However, if the Big 12 were to start sharing its third-tier rights equally, and begin its own network, then I think you’d be looking at a conference able to, perhaps, get one of its own back.

 

CONCLUSION

Unless by some insane stroke of luck both TCU and Baylor make it into the CFP, it’s only a matter of time before the Big 12 has to expand.

While much has been made of adding schools like Cincinnati or UConn to provide WVU travel buddies, or South Florida and UCF so that the Big 12 can gain a recruiting foothold in Florida, such additions would simply fragment the conference further. A conference with teams in West Virginia, Florida, Iowa, and Texas, just ain’t built to last.

A Big 12 that looks west, adding BYU and CSU, and gets itself a network, fixing its third-tier rights, and then makes overtures toward Nebraska, and guarantees them a game against OU every year, would be as formidable as any in the country. Both form a brand perspective and from a football strength perspective.

And that, in my opinion, is how to go about fixing this thing.

The College Football Playoff and Why Big 12 Realignment Will Rise Again: Part 1

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(A)

You’ve heard the phrase all year: “One true champion.” The sound of the Big 12 pretending that not having a conference championship game is not only okay, but that it’s actually preferable.

On Monday Bob Bowlsby said that if TCU and Baylor both won out–bringing their respective conference records to 8-1–that the Big 12 would present co-champions to the CFP committee.

You heard that right.

The league that has been touting itself for the past year as the one league that crowns “one true champion” will crown “two true champions” if Baylor and TCU both win out.

Bowlsby tried to clarify about the confusion presented by the situation, in light of the league’s motto: “We believe that playing everyone every year is the right way to determine a champion, even if it ends in a tie.”

Let that one sink in for a moment.

The only thing that Bowlsby clarified is that he’s as full of horse shit as his predecessor, Dan Beebe, who sat on his hands as the league tried to burn itself down to the ground in the realignment frenzy of 2010-11. Absolute horse shit.

 

(B)

Here is a handy little scenario for you, even better than the one in which the Big 12 crowns two true champions. Right now, as of  the beginning of final week of the regular season, the CFP rankings look like this:

  1. Alabama (11-1)
  2. Oregon (11-1)
  3. TCU (10-1)
  4. Florida State (12-0)
  5. Ohio State (11-1)
  6. Baylor (10-1)

Let’s assume that Bama beats No. 16 Mizzou in the SEC Championship, Oregon beats No. 7 Arizona to win the PAC-12, and FSU beats No. 11 Georgia Tech to win the ACC. To top things off, Ohio State beats No. 13 Wisconsin to win the Big 10.

And let’s also assume that, in the above scenario, K-State waltzes out of Waco with an upset of Baylor, and that TCU struggles early against lowly Iowa State but ultimately wins by 14.

This would mean that Alabama, Oregon, FSU and Ohio State would all end the year with quality wins against top 16 competition, while TCU’s final chance to impress the committee was a nearly meaningless victory against a 2-10 Iowa State team that went 0-9 in conference.

Assuming all of this happens, are you going to tell me that Ohio State doesn’t hop TCU (and this despite there actually being only one “true” champion of the Big 12)?

Ohio State would get the nod in that scenario. Mark my words.

What you’ve done recently matters most–anyone who watched Oklahoma State’s 2011 Big 12 championship run should know this.

The Big 12, despite playing the round robin schedule (which I do believe is more difficult) would be out in the cold, and with good reason.

While such a doomsday scenario may not come to pass this year, if it did, you could be assured that the Big 12’s brass staunchly ambivalent attitude toward adding new members would change, and in a hurry.

Which brings us to a bit of necessary history.

Part 2 can be read here

Week 14 Big 12 Picks

Man, how things can change. A couple weeks ago, most Pokes fans, myself included, wanted to simply cancel the rest of the season. And then on a rainy night in Waco Texas Mason Rudolph waltzed out onto the field and acted like he did not give any of the fucks that he was facing one of the best statistical defenses in the conference. Suddenly, OSU fans have a little hope.

I have to say, I found it a little funny to watch everyone bitch about how it was crazy that Gundy was going to remove Rudolph’s redshirt before the game, and then how a lot of the same people turned right around and acted like Gundy was an idiot for not wasting the red shirt earlier. Personally I’ve been pushing for Rudolph since halftime of the TCU game (ask my dad, who I’m sure was partially glad to see the true freshman in the game just so he wouldn’t have to get so many texts from me about it!). In any case, I’m glad Gundy finally came around.

Bedlam looms next week. I dread it more and look forward to it more than any other game of the year. I might even say I look forward to it even more than most holidays. Actually, hell, I totally do. Back when I was growing up it was always this week, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. I wish it still was. Oh well.

Last week: 2-1 (.666)

Overall: 51-14 (.784)

THURSDAY:

No. 5 TCU 30, Texas 28I recall the last time I pulled for Texas on Thanksgiving: 2011, when they sent the Aggies packing to the SEC with one final loss. I know I get up on my soapbox about this every year, but the fact that this game is between TCU and Texas, while A&M will play LSU the same day, is absolute and utter horse shit. Horse shit. Both teams need to eat crow and PLAY. Because TCU and Texas just ain’t the same kind of fun. Here’s a stat: while in the Southwest Conference, Texas once beat the Horned Frogs 24 times in a row, from 1968-1991. That’s insane. They have a good chance to upset Gary Patterson’s squad this weekend, though I think TCU keeps its CFP hopes alive in the end.

SATURDAY:

West Virginia 38, Iowa State 17. The Mountaineers have lost three in a row, falling so far it’s almost hard to believe that they were right in the thick of the conference race just a few weeks ago. Ball control has been a major issue–WVU has turned it over 11 times in the past three games. Iowa State on the other hand, is coming off a rough loss against Texas Tech.

No. 7 Baylor 63, Texas Tech 14. You know what would be magnificent? If Tech could somehow pull off a major upset against the Baptists in Arlington this weekend. But it will not happen. Of note: Tech owns the all time head-to-head advantage in this series by a slim margin of 36-35-1. A win by Baylor will even it out, and should set up a mammoth matchup between the Bears and K-State next weekend.

Kansas 7, No. 12 Kansas State 51. Some stats for you on the Sunflower Showdown: these two teams have played each other every year since 1911. It’s the sixth-longest running active series in NCAA football. Despite the fact that this is the 103rd year in a row that the two teams have played, only once (once!) in the entire history of the series have both teams been ranked at the time of the contest.  This was in 1995, which, if you’re counting, was 19 years ago. The Jayhawks have not won in Manhattan since 2007, and have only ever beaten a ranked K-State team once. It is worth noting here that Kansas owns the series edge 65-41-5 (though this is, of course, disputed by K-State, who only count 64 victories for the Jayhawks), which means that Kansas beat unranked Kansas State teams 64 times, which just goes to show you just how bad football was in Manhattan until Bill Snyder showed up back in 1989. Snyder himself owns a 18-4 record against KU. Like the Bedlam rivalry here in Oklahoma, these two schools hate each other’s guts, although I suspect the victories are sweeter for the Ag school, whereas KU fans, like OU fans with their “true rivals” the Horns, like to pretend that Mizzou is a bigger deal. In any case, K-State will take home the Governor’s Cup with ease this weekend.

OFF: OSU, OU.

Week 12 Big 12 Picks

Welp. I cruised to a pretty 0-4 last week on a nasty wave of bad picks, with Kansas nabbing their first conference win, Baylor pounding the living shitcickles out of OU in Norman, Texas upsetting WVU, and TCU pouring it on the Wildcats in Ft. Worth. Phew.

What did we learn? That West Virginia’s sloppiness against TCU in week ten wasn’t a mirage. That OU is not even close to being a championship caliber team, and that there isn’t just one, but two miserable fan bases in the state of Oklahoma. That TCU has what looks to me like the makings of a championship team. And that Baylor is still right in the thick of the hunt.

…. and this week’s picks:

Last week: 0-4 (.000)

Overall: 48-11 (.813)

No. 4 TCU 59, Kansas 10. The official Vegas line for this is TCU by 29.5, but I think it’ll be much worse, despite KU’s shellacking of Iowa State last week. There’s been a lot of debate about whether or not TCU or Baylor is more worthy of the Playoff–I’m  of two minds on this. While I’d normally favor head-to-head as a metric for assessment, Baylor barely squeaked by the Frogs, and had a nonconference schedule that essentially consisted of three exhibition games, whereas TCU beat a currently ranked Minnesota squad. Advantage TCU.

Oklahoma 21, Texas Tech 24. Sitting at 6-3 in a year that held the promise of much more, Trevor Knight’s virtuoso performance against Alabama in the Sugar Bowl seems very, very far away, and the Sooner faithful are in full-grumble mode, and some are even calling for Bob Stoops’s head on a platter. While I think it might be time for Stoops as a coach to head to fresh territory–he’s been at OU long enough to have worn all the shine off those walls–I think that, as an OU fan, it’s insane to wish for him fired. Oklahoma fans ought to look back to the years that immediately followed Barry Switzer’s ouster to see just how easy it is to replace a coach like Stoops. John Blake, anyone? Texas Tech has looked competitive in exactly one conference game this year, and that was against WVU, in a 37-34 home loss. Which makes this game hard to predict: typically, you’d expect Bob Stoops to rally the troops after a big loss. But you’d also typically not expect OU to lose by by 34 points at home to Baylor. The real problem for OU this weekend in Lubbock, at the reason I’m going with the Red Raiders: there’s been no word on Sterling Shepard’s status, which is a bad sign, to me, and Trevor Knight is out after suffering an injury against Baylor. Cody Thomas will get the start, but he won’t have anyone to throw it too, and a cold day in west Texas will get even colder for Sooner Nation.

Texas 27, Oklahoma State 30. Why do I think that the Cowboys, who have scored a grand total of 34 points in the past three games, will score 30 against the Horns on Saturday, especially after Texas pounded West Virginia last weekend, holding that potent offense to a mere 13 points? Because after young teams play up, they often play down–and vice versa. At night in Stillwater, with rain and snow likely, the Cowboys will find a way for the first time in over a month, and will guarantee a bowl berth with a sixth win.

Week 11 Big 12 Picks

The Pokes continue their slide into total oblivion and despair. For the past three weeks I’ve read explanation after explanation for why the Pokes are as bad as they are. The ’11-12 recruiting classes washed out. There is no offensive line. Yurcich spends every game with an Xbox controller in his hands and hasn’t yet realized that Daxx Garman doesn’t respond to A-B-X combos. And of course, there’s Mason Rudolph’s oh-so-holy redshirt.

Truth is, as much as everybody wants an answer, all we really want is to win. Or, at the very least, be competitive. OSU has lost its last three contests by a combined margin of 124-34, while scoring an average of 11.3 points per game. That’s less than two touchdowns.

It was a good time to be granted an off-week. A chance to regroup after three horrific ass-kickings in a row. Luckily for us, there’re two potentially excellent match ups this weekend.

 

On to the picks!

Last week: 4-1 (.800)

Overall: 48-7 (.872)

 

No. 12 Baylor 30, No. 15 Oklahoma 37. This game could easily go the other way, but despite Baylor’s recent rise to prominence, the Bears have struggled against big time opponents on the road in the past few years. Last season’s total destruction at the hands of OSU in Boone Pickens comes to mind, as does West Virginia’s 41-27 takedown of the Baptists earlier this year in Morgantown. OU, on the other hand, seems to have finally figured out what to do with Trevor Knight, although last week’s dominant performance against ISU ought, clearly, to be taken with a grain of salt. I think BU’s road struggles will continue.

Iowa State 21, Kansas 20. This is Kansas’ best shot at a conference victory this year. They came close in a shocker against the Pokes a month ago, losing at the hands–feet, rather, of Tyreek Hill on a massive, game-winning runback. But if you look at what OSU has been reduced to in the past three weeks, their narrow victory over Kansas is not so surprising. ISU has dominated this series in recent history, going 4-0 against the Jayhawks since Mangino was oustered as KU’s coach, and last year ISU thunderfucked the Rockchalks 34-0. Now, Mangino is on the Cyclones’ sideline.

No. 23 West Virginia 27,  Texas 24. I almost went with this as my upset special. It’s not as if I don’t think WVU is the better team right now. They are, no question. Good enough to nearly overcome five (five!) turnovers against one of the best teams in the country, only losing to TCU 31-30 on a last second fieldgoal. That, folks, is slop skill. And slop outcome. Texas, on the other hand, marched over to Lubbock and traipsed out with an easy victory. Don’t be surprised if the Mountaineers have a hangover Saturday afternoon in Austin.

No. 7 Kansas State 44. No. 6 TCU 38.  I expect this to be a shootout all the way through. K-State dealt OSU a crushing round of blows last week in Manhattan, while, as I’ve mentioned, TCU nearly lost to a team that turned the ball over five times, only managing to win on a last second field goal after two quick WVU three-and-outs, while Trevone Boykin, in a Daxx Garmanesque performance, threw for only 162 yards on 12-30 passing. I think Boykin will be much better on his home turf, but you can bet that DE Ryan Mueller and the K-State defense will lay him on it more often than he, or his coach, will like.