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Week 5 big 12 Picks

OSU BAYLOR

Photo by Sarah Phipps, The Oklahoman

I’m feeling weirdly optimistic after OSU’s showing last week in Waco. If you’d told me that OSU would be 2-2 four weeks into the season–and that I’d feel optimistic–I’d have asked you what you were smoking. Strange but true.

Last week: 4-1 (.800)

Overall: 22-10 (.687)

Kansas 31, Texas Tech 44. Most people with brains would say that this game will be over a couple minutes after it starts, but I have a niggling feeling that it won’t be–based, I suppose, in the fact that Tech’s defense has about as much stopping power as a wet paper sack. On the other hand, KU is a wet paper sack, so there’s that.

No. 13 Baylor 44, Iowa State 30. Another game I think may be closer than Vegas does. ISU has a fantastic running back in Lawton native Mike Warren, and Baylor’s run defense is fairly porous.

No. 22 Texas 28, Oklahoma State 34. Strange stats dominate this series’s more recent history. Texas has won their last eight trips to Stillwater, with OSU’s last home victory coming all the way back in 1997. Yet the Pokes have taken four of the last six meetings between these two teams, with all their wins coming in Austin. Texas’s main strength on offense comes on the ground–which is good for the Pokes, who’re pretty strong there (which isn’t saying much considering how bad OSU’s secondary has been; they were at their worst last week against Baylor). Texas hasn’t been too strong against the air themselves; I think Mason Rudolph will have a field day. The big question: can OSU get through a whole game without a 90-minute lightning delay?

Kansas State 27, West Virginia 24. When the season started, who thought that this would be a game pitting two of the only three teams in the conference to have actually looked solid all the way through the season’s opening quarter? I’m surprised West Virginia didn’t break into the rankings this week, after beating BYU. Bill Snyder is 4-0 in his career against West Virginia; I think the Wildcats leave Morgantown with a victory, putting them in the Big 12 driver’s seat.

Oklahoma 38, No. 21 TCU 41. I’m very tempted to go with OU in this one, a game that looked like a primetime national matchup before the season started, but which has lost most of its luster. This feels like the kind of game that OU wins–I’m thinking of last year when the Sooners lost to a bad Texas team and rebounded by throttling K-State 55-0 in Manhattan–but this year, I’m not so sure. Especially after the Sooners have burned me twice this year (I picked them against Houston and Ohio State). Regardless of who wins, it should be a close one. Since the Horned Frogs joined the Big 12, the four games between these two squads have been decided by a grand total of 15 points.

 

Week 2 Big 12 Picks

Photo credit: Thomas Shea

Photo credit: Thomas Shea

Week two doesn’t have much of the luster of week one–but week one! What a week it was.

Last week: 7-3 (.700)

Overall: 7-3 (.700)

Central Michigan 24, No. 22 Oklahoma State 47. The Pokes somehow fell in the AP poll last week after winning by 54 points. This wouldn’t be so irritating if it weren’t for Michigan State holding pat at No. 12 after only beating their own FCS foe, Furman (shout-out to my sister Beth, who’s a freshman there), 28-13. But hey, in Big 10 terminology 15 points is like… 54 points! Okay. Last year OSU went up Mt. Pleasant, Michigan and struggled mightily against CMU, trailing at one point in the second half only to win 24-13. I think OSU will have an easier time this weekend–and think we’ll have a slightly clearer picture of whether or not the running game has actually improved. On the other hand, CMU does boast a very dangerous quarterback in Cooper Rush. He’s listed by ESPN’s draft expert, Mel Kiper, as the No. 5 senior quarterback in the country, and he’s the most experienced QB the Pokes will face this year, at 37 career starts.

Youngstown State 12, West Virginia 49. Long may you run, Bo Pelini. The former Nebraska head shouter now rages on the sidelines of the fearsome Youngstown State Penguins, presumably wearing this face at all times. WVU knocked off Mizzou last week in convincing, if ugly fashion, winning 26-11.

Ohio 35, Kansas 38. Hey guys, KU has a better record than OU! Last week felt so good that Jayhawks coach David Beatty cried during the press conference after the game. He might’ve been crying about the distinct possibility that last week’s victory will be his first and last as KU’s coach–oh, I’m kidding. I think Kansas wins this one. Cheer up, David Beatty. It gets better. Of course, Ohio does know how to score points–they lost last week in a 56-58 thriller to Texas State.

SMU 34, No. 23 Baylor 58. The Baptists are 34.5-point favorites heading into this game, but I don’t they will quite cover. Seth Russell looked like his old self last week in his return to action, throwing for four touchdowns in an abject 55-7 smackdown of Northwestern State (which northwest? which state?). Baylor has a slight edge in the all-time series  at 38-36-7, but has won the last 12 meetings between the two squads.

UTEP 10, No. 11 Texas 47.  Texas’s double-OT victory last week against Notre Dame was easily one of the most entertaining games I’ve ever seen. And it was a big, big win for the Longhorns’ embattled coach, Charlie Strong. Do I think they should be ranked eleventh in the country? Not yet. But hey, why not? It’s the first time the Bevos have been ranked since Strong took over for Mack Brown in 2014.

Louisiana Monroe 17, Oklahoma 56. Poor Louisiana-Monroe has the unenviable task of bearing the brunt of wounded Sooner wrath this weekend. Houston not only made a strong, strong push for Big 12 inclusion last Saturday against OU, but they simply looked like the more physical–and flat-out better–team. The Sooners looked very, very flawed, and have only this week to right the ship before No. 4 Ohio State comes calling, followed by No. 15 TCU and a suddenly dangerous-looking No. 11 Texas team on October 8. I have very a hard time seeing OU dropping all of those games, but a 2-3 start is suddenly a very distinct possibility.

Arkansas 27, No. 15 TCU 41. Both of these teams struggled against inferior competition last week. The The Hogs eked out a 21-20 victory over Louisiana Tech, and TCU struggled mightily on defense against South Dakota State, ultimately winning 59-41. But I have far more faith in Gary Patterson than I do in this man, handsome though he may be.

Iowa State 27, No. 16 Iowa 29. The road team has won the last four meetings between these two rivals, with Iowa taking the last matchup 31-17 in Ames. Iowa State got embarrassed again last week by FCS Northern Iowa, but I think they’ll bounce back this weekend, giving the Hawkeyes quite a scare in Iowa City.

Texas Tech 49, Arizona State 45. Pac-12 teams often have the advantage in night games against foes from the Central Time Zone, and this game’s 9pm central start could be trouble for the Red Raiders, especially on defense. Vegas likes ASU by 2.5 in this game, but I’ll go with Tech here, in a minor upset.

OFF: Kansas State

Week 1 Big 12 Picks

Vaqueros Victorioso!

Once again the season of happiness and joy is upon us! Life is a haze of stuff right now for me, as I’m working as a full-time copywriter with a pretty hefty commute, in addition to All That Other Stuff I Do. And, for those who don’t know, these picks are now coming to you from PAC-12 country. So we’ll see how that goes. Those eleven a.m. central time kick-offs are gonna be pretty early for me this season!

Brief recap of last year: my win/loss column last year finished out at 57-15 (.791), and I managed to nail the spread on the Bedlam game (my pick was 37-34, actual score: 38-35), which was probably my shining moment predicting things for pretty much ever.

Conference champ prediction: the smart money’s on TCU, and that’s who I’m going with. However, I think OSU’s schedule is perfectly set up for a run.

I see the conference finishing this way:

  1. TCU (11-1)
  2. Oklahoma State (10-2)
  3. Baylor (10-2, with losses to the above)
  4. Oklahoma  (8-4)
  5. Kansas State (8-4)
  6. West Virginia (7-5)
  7. Texas (6-6)
  8. Texas Tech (4-8)
  9. Iowa State (3-9)
  10. Kansas (2-10)

Anyhow! Let’s get to the picks.

THURSDAY

Oklahoma State 48, Central Michigan 13. Mason Rudolph and the Pokes will be way too much for the Chippewas. While I’m tempted to say that we’ll learn a few things from how, say, the running game produces with the heralded juco transfer Chris Carson toting the pigskin, or if OSU is able to score at will–but I won’t. First games don’t always say much about the teams that play them (see the Pokes’ last season opener in which they all but took Florida State down to the wire, and then proceeded to hit a five game losing streak during conference play). So I’m not sure we’ll know all that much after Saturday. Still–good teams make it look easy against inferior competition.

No. 2 Texas Christian 56, Minnesota 27. Though I fully expect to ultimately see Trevone Boykin and co. slash the Gophers’ throats, I would not be in the least surprised to see this game a little closer than comfortable at halftime. Just a hunch–and it doesn’t hurt that the game’s in Minneapolis.

FRIDAY

No. 4 Baylor 66, SMU 0. Do I need to say much more about this? This game is on a Friday night for a reason–there’s at least one high school-level team playing, and it ain’t Baylor.

SATURDAY

South Dakota State 13, Kansas 16. With the hiring of David Beaty, a new era has dawned in Lawrence. Unfortunately, it will not change the Jayhawks’ score deferential against FCS opponents any time soon.

Sam Houston State 14, Texas Tech 42. This is not going to be a good season for Tech. Tech is going to suck. Hopefully for Kliff Kingsbury’s outfit, it won’t be so readily apparent in game no. 1 as it was last year in their opening 42-35 victory over Central Arkansas. Hopefully.

Akron 10, No. 19 Oklahoma 56. Hand the ball to Perine, hand the ball to Perine, hand the ball to Perine–and this game should be fine. Interested to see who trots out under center for the Crimson-and-Cream.

South Dakota 7, Kansas State 45. The Wildcats shouldn’t have much trouble here, but it’ll be interesting to see who emerges for them as playmakers.

Texas 13, No. 11 Notre Dame 24. This kind of matchup makes me squirm inside to watch, as these are two of the most perennially overrated teams in the country. Oh, how much would it brighten the general perspective of Longhorn fans in general and Charlie Strong in specific if Texas could pull off a victory here? I think this one will be closer than the thirteen-point spread I’m predicting indicates.

Georgia Southern 3, West Virginia 49. Dana Holgerson is officially on the hot seat this year, and as much as I like him, I’m not sure if he’ll be around in Morgantown next season (although some prognosticators at ESPN seem to think WVU has a shot as a Big 12 dark horse, I’m afraid I don’t agree). However, none of that should impact WVU’s demolition of Georgia Southern.

Northern Iowa 12, Iowa State 16. Ah, Iowa State. It’s going to be a long year. Unlike KU, I actually feel bad for Cyclones’ fans.

The College Football Playoff and Why Big 12 Realignment Will Rise Again: Part 2

This is the second part of a two-part post. Read the first here.

HISTORY

Remember the summer of 2010, when Nebraska and Colorado announced their decisions to leave the Big 12 for the Big 10 and Pac-10? And when, in the summer and fall of 2011, Texas A&M and Mizzou exited stage SEC? When the Big 12 and much of college football started cannibalizing itself?

In the span of just over a year, some of the oldest rivalries in all of American sports were over: Kansas-Mizzou, A&M-Texas, OU-Nebraska, to name a few. More recently, other rivalries outside the Big 12 bit the dust, too, with the end of WVU-Pitt and Michigan-Notre Dame.

The reasoning behind all this madness? You know it well enough–TV money, and ego. Lots of ego.

The Big 12, which once had a handsome, contiguous geographic footprint that looked like this, was left with this, and a new member in West Virginia whose nearest neighbor is 869 miles to its west.

The only way to repair the broken rivalries will be an unlikely step toward sanity, which would include universities actually listening to their fan bases and scheduling non-conference games that not only matter, but are nourishing to the sport as a whole–how much better would it be for OU to play Nebraska, as opposed to Tennessee, or for Kansas to play Mizzou instead of Southeast Missouri State?

I can tell you this: the Big 12 has to expand, and will. And adding more geographic anomalies (here’s looking at you, WVU) like the much-discussed UConn, Cincinnati or even, god-forbid, UCF, is not the answer. (When conferences get too spread out geographically, they tend to keep fracturing, over and over–take one look at the history of the Western Athletic Conference, which boasts 9 current members against 27 former members.)

So what’s the solution for the Big 12?

 

AFTER DOOMSDAY:

Remember our doomsday scenario, where, essentially for lack of a championship game, the the Big 12 misses the CFP? What, then, is the next step?

Look west, not east. BYU is answer no. 1. The Cougars have made no bones about their desire to join the Big 12. Coach Bronco Mendenhall has continued stoking the fire for the past few months, despite the Big 12’s seeming ambivalence.

BYU would bring a huge fan base, quality academics, and a football team that not only traditional success, but has beaten the piss out of Big 12’s most prestigious members with regularity in recent years–here’s looking at you 2012-13 Texas, and 2009 OU.

And, as Allan Taylor of the WV Metro News puts it, BYU “arguably would represent the league’s No. 3 most recognizable football brand (behind UT and Oklahoma) and their 2013 home attendance of 61,225 would have ranked third” in the conference. That’s ahead of everyone but Texas and OU.

But hey, you might be thinking now, aren’t you contradicting yourself, Nate? Utah isn’t contiguous to any current Big 12 member states.

And, wouldn’t BYU’s nearest Big 12 partner, Texas Tech, be–somewhat eerily–868 miles away?

Here’s your answer: Colorado State University.

CSU just finished up its season at 10-2, up until the Rams’ defeat against Air Force, had spent a couple consecutive weeks in the AP Top 25. CSU certainly does not have a high profile in as far as football goes, but they are building a new stadium, have a fantastic coach in Jim McElwain (though he appears to be on his way out), and are exhibiting all the signs of an athletic department on its way up in the world.

Also, CSU is a land grant institution with a very good academic reputation, and its basketball program has made two consecutive appearances in the NCAA tournament. As a bonus for fellow new-member Brigham Young, both additions have a long history with one another in the Mountain West and WAC.

To those who might say Colorado State’s lack of football power makes them a terrible choice, I’d say well, did anyone in 2006 think Baylor would ever compete to win the conference two years in a row? Or did anyone in 2000 think OSU would have the kind of run it had from 2010-2013?

CSU would be a grower of a choice, not a show-er.

 

DIVISIONS

Here’s what your divisions would look like, should all this come to pass:

Big 12 West: BYU, Colorado State, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State, Oklahoma State.

Big 12 East: Oklahoma, Texas, Texas Tech, Baylor, TCU, West Virginia.

In terms of cross-division rivals, OSU-OU would, of course, remain a yearly affair.

The only trouble with all this would, of course be West Virginia, which certainly not be pleased with the Big 12 looking west for its newest members. Like I already said, WVU is already nearly 900 miles from its nearest neighbor.

Oliver Luck, WVU’s Athletic Director, has variously described the league’s current 10-team, round robin format as “quite perfect,” and “ideal,” and that there are “no available teams” that the Big 12 would be able to justify adding. Which, it should be clear by now, just ain’t true.

As much as I love the Mountaineers, I don’t think West Virginia would last long in the newly-accurate-in-nomenclature version of the Big 12, just as I don’t think WVU is going to remain in the conference long-term even if it stays at 10 members.

The travel is just too damn far, and, either way, at some point WVU is going to get tired of traveling to Lubbock, Texas for track meets, volleyball games, and soccer matches.

So at some point in the next three-six years, WVU is gone. So who do you add?

 

(RE)ENTER NEBRASKA

Here’s the real long shot.

Much has been written about how Texas caused Nebraska to leave the conference, and about how Nebraska felt marooned by having their annual rivalry with OU cut in half, and how excited the University of Nebraska academic-types were to join a more prestigious academic conference in the Big 10, and how excited Nebraska fans were for regular dates against the likes of Michigan, Ohio State, and Penn State, and how much better off they thought they’d be.

Yet Nebraska’s move to the Big 10 got a whole hell of a lot less sweeter when Rutgers and Maryland were invited. Just take a look at their home scheduleand the rest of the Big 10’s! Additionally, the Cornhuskers’ recruiting has taken a major hit now that it no longer regularly plays games in Texas.

Also, many of the factors that caused Nebraska to leave the conference are now either much reduced or complete non-factors. DeLoss Dodds is out at Texas, and the Longhorn Network, which many at first worried would be a huge game-changer to UT athletics, has been nothing if not a giant flop. Plus, with the re-entry of Nebraska (and exit of WVU), your divisions would look like this:

Big 12 West: BYU, Colorado State, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State, Nebraska

Big 12 East: Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas Tech, Baylor, TCU

Which, if you decided to keep a nine game conference schedule and renew OU-NU as an annual rivalry, could be very attractive.

But Big 12 execs would have to do much, much more to sweeten the deal enough to bring Nebraska back into the fold. As the most unstable Power5 conferences, it’s long been thought that the Big 12 has no chance of luring a school from one of the other P5’s. However, if the Big 12 were to start sharing its third-tier rights equally, and begin its own network, then I think you’d be looking at a conference able to, perhaps, get one of its own back.

 

CONCLUSION

Unless by some insane stroke of luck both TCU and Baylor make it into the CFP, it’s only a matter of time before the Big 12 has to expand.

While much has been made of adding schools like Cincinnati or UConn to provide WVU travel buddies, or South Florida and UCF so that the Big 12 can gain a recruiting foothold in Florida, such additions would simply fragment the conference further. A conference with teams in West Virginia, Florida, Iowa, and Texas, just ain’t built to last.

A Big 12 that looks west, adding BYU and CSU, and gets itself a network, fixing its third-tier rights, and then makes overtures toward Nebraska, and guarantees them a game against OU every year, would be as formidable as any in the country. Both form a brand perspective and from a football strength perspective.

And that, in my opinion, is how to go about fixing this thing.

Week 14 Big 12 Picks

Man, how things can change. A couple weeks ago, most Pokes fans, myself included, wanted to simply cancel the rest of the season. And then on a rainy night in Waco Texas Mason Rudolph waltzed out onto the field and acted like he did not give any of the fucks that he was facing one of the best statistical defenses in the conference. Suddenly, OSU fans have a little hope.

I have to say, I found it a little funny to watch everyone bitch about how it was crazy that Gundy was going to remove Rudolph’s redshirt before the game, and then how a lot of the same people turned right around and acted like Gundy was an idiot for not wasting the red shirt earlier. Personally I’ve been pushing for Rudolph since halftime of the TCU game (ask my dad, who I’m sure was partially glad to see the true freshman in the game just so he wouldn’t have to get so many texts from me about it!). In any case, I’m glad Gundy finally came around.

Bedlam looms next week. I dread it more and look forward to it more than any other game of the year. I might even say I look forward to it even more than most holidays. Actually, hell, I totally do. Back when I was growing up it was always this week, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. I wish it still was. Oh well.

Last week: 2-1 (.666)

Overall: 51-14 (.784)

THURSDAY:

No. 5 TCU 30, Texas 28I recall the last time I pulled for Texas on Thanksgiving: 2011, when they sent the Aggies packing to the SEC with one final loss. I know I get up on my soapbox about this every year, but the fact that this game is between TCU and Texas, while A&M will play LSU the same day, is absolute and utter horse shit. Horse shit. Both teams need to eat crow and PLAY. Because TCU and Texas just ain’t the same kind of fun. Here’s a stat: while in the Southwest Conference, Texas once beat the Horned Frogs 24 times in a row, from 1968-1991. That’s insane. They have a good chance to upset Gary Patterson’s squad this weekend, though I think TCU keeps its CFP hopes alive in the end.

SATURDAY:

West Virginia 38, Iowa State 17. The Mountaineers have lost three in a row, falling so far it’s almost hard to believe that they were right in the thick of the conference race just a few weeks ago. Ball control has been a major issue–WVU has turned it over 11 times in the past three games. Iowa State on the other hand, is coming off a rough loss against Texas Tech.

No. 7 Baylor 63, Texas Tech 14. You know what would be magnificent? If Tech could somehow pull off a major upset against the Baptists in Arlington this weekend. But it will not happen. Of note: Tech owns the all time head-to-head advantage in this series by a slim margin of 36-35-1. A win by Baylor will even it out, and should set up a mammoth matchup between the Bears and K-State next weekend.

Kansas 7, No. 12 Kansas State 51. Some stats for you on the Sunflower Showdown: these two teams have played each other every year since 1911. It’s the sixth-longest running active series in NCAA football. Despite the fact that this is the 103rd year in a row that the two teams have played, only once (once!) in the entire history of the series have both teams been ranked at the time of the contest.  This was in 1995, which, if you’re counting, was 19 years ago. The Jayhawks have not won in Manhattan since 2007, and have only ever beaten a ranked K-State team once. It is worth noting here that Kansas owns the series edge 65-41-5 (though this is, of course, disputed by K-State, who only count 64 victories for the Jayhawks), which means that Kansas beat unranked Kansas State teams 64 times, which just goes to show you just how bad football was in Manhattan until Bill Snyder showed up back in 1989. Snyder himself owns a 18-4 record against KU. Like the Bedlam rivalry here in Oklahoma, these two schools hate each other’s guts, although I suspect the victories are sweeter for the Ag school, whereas KU fans, like OU fans with their “true rivals” the Horns, like to pretend that Mizzou is a bigger deal. In any case, K-State will take home the Governor’s Cup with ease this weekend.

OFF: OSU, OU.

Week 12 Big 12 Picks

Welp. I cruised to a pretty 0-4 last week on a nasty wave of bad picks, with Kansas nabbing their first conference win, Baylor pounding the living shitcickles out of OU in Norman, Texas upsetting WVU, and TCU pouring it on the Wildcats in Ft. Worth. Phew.

What did we learn? That West Virginia’s sloppiness against TCU in week ten wasn’t a mirage. That OU is not even close to being a championship caliber team, and that there isn’t just one, but two miserable fan bases in the state of Oklahoma. That TCU has what looks to me like the makings of a championship team. And that Baylor is still right in the thick of the hunt.

…. and this week’s picks:

Last week: 0-4 (.000)

Overall: 48-11 (.813)

No. 4 TCU 59, Kansas 10. The official Vegas line for this is TCU by 29.5, but I think it’ll be much worse, despite KU’s shellacking of Iowa State last week. There’s been a lot of debate about whether or not TCU or Baylor is more worthy of the Playoff–I’m  of two minds on this. While I’d normally favor head-to-head as a metric for assessment, Baylor barely squeaked by the Frogs, and had a nonconference schedule that essentially consisted of three exhibition games, whereas TCU beat a currently ranked Minnesota squad. Advantage TCU.

Oklahoma 21, Texas Tech 24. Sitting at 6-3 in a year that held the promise of much more, Trevor Knight’s virtuoso performance against Alabama in the Sugar Bowl seems very, very far away, and the Sooner faithful are in full-grumble mode, and some are even calling for Bob Stoops’s head on a platter. While I think it might be time for Stoops as a coach to head to fresh territory–he’s been at OU long enough to have worn all the shine off those walls–I think that, as an OU fan, it’s insane to wish for him fired. Oklahoma fans ought to look back to the years that immediately followed Barry Switzer’s ouster to see just how easy it is to replace a coach like Stoops. John Blake, anyone? Texas Tech has looked competitive in exactly one conference game this year, and that was against WVU, in a 37-34 home loss. Which makes this game hard to predict: typically, you’d expect Bob Stoops to rally the troops after a big loss. But you’d also typically not expect OU to lose by by 34 points at home to Baylor. The real problem for OU this weekend in Lubbock, at the reason I’m going with the Red Raiders: there’s been no word on Sterling Shepard’s status, which is a bad sign, to me, and Trevor Knight is out after suffering an injury against Baylor. Cody Thomas will get the start, but he won’t have anyone to throw it too, and a cold day in west Texas will get even colder for Sooner Nation.

Texas 27, Oklahoma State 30. Why do I think that the Cowboys, who have scored a grand total of 34 points in the past three games, will score 30 against the Horns on Saturday, especially after Texas pounded West Virginia last weekend, holding that potent offense to a mere 13 points? Because after young teams play up, they often play down–and vice versa. At night in Stillwater, with rain and snow likely, the Cowboys will find a way for the first time in over a month, and will guarantee a bowl berth with a sixth win.

Week 9 Big 12 Picks

Last week’s action served as a kind of reality check for the whole state of Oklahoma. OU lost at home on a missed point after followed by missed chip shot of a field goal. Luckily, Michael Hunnicut wasn’t crucified. OSU, on the other hand, walked into the teeth of a TCU buzzsaw down in Fort Worth, and failed to score a touchdown for the first time since 2009. Expectations for both teams have been scaled way, way back. Of course, OU started the season in the top 5, with hopes of a national title. Now, the Sooners are nearly guaranteed not to play in a January bowl game. The Pokes, on the other hand, knew that this year might not be pretty, with a bevy of inexperienced players, but got their hopes up after a close loss to defending champs Florida State. Now, for the first time in a long time, OSU fans are worried about even making a bowl game.

What is this, 2006?

The last time OSU lost by more than thirty was in 2008, in a tortilla flavored beatdown in Lubbock, which was roughly the last time Texas Tech was respectable.

And while I know that yes, the team is radically inexperienced and as young as a bunch of goddamn butterflies struggling out of a cocoon, I was surprised that Mike Yurcich had a job to return to this past Monday morning.

Yeah, yeah, I know it wasn’t all on him.

But down 28-9 at the half how do you not even complete a single pass for the rest of the game?

Daxx Garman, now in total freefall as OSU’s signal caller, was 0-6 after the break with an INT and 10-26 passing overall. After TCU went up 35-9 on their first possession of the half it seemed like Gundy, Yurcich, et al were already thinking about the plane ride home, and they left Garman in to take blow after blow. No reason to leave a guy in who can barely complete a third of the passes he throws. Dispiriting to say the least.

Oh well. We’ll see what happens this week.

On to the picks!

Last week: 4-1 (.800)

Overall: 41-6 (.872)

 

Texas 24, No. 11 Kansas State 48. Last week, K-State knocked off OU for the second straight time in their last two trips to Norman. Texas, on the other hand, nearly managed to lose to lowly Iowa State in Austin. Needless to say, I do not see an upset in the makings in Manhattan.

Texas Tech 17, No. 10 TCU 41. Forth Worth will not be kind to the Red Raiders this weekend. The Horned Frogs’ offense is clicking like a finely tuned machine, and Trevone Boykin looks like anything but a player who was a wide receiver only two years ago. With Baylor and OU both losing last weekend, Gary Patterson’s bunch suddenly seems like the Big 12’s best shot at a playoff berth.

No. 22 West Virginia 31, Oklahoma State 23. I had a strong feeling about West Virginia last week, only picking them to lose by seven to Baylor. Wish I had gone with my gut, as they sent Baylor packing with a fourteen point loss that the Baptists will get a whole two weeks to think about. Last year they played spoiler to to the 2013 Big 12 favorite OSU. You might remember that clusterfuck of a game, when the OSU offense sputtered and stalled, sputtered and stalled, sputtered and stalled. Sound familiar? Right now the Pokes’ offense seems like it’s in total and complete freefall; the Pokes haven’t scored an offensive touchdown in six(!) straight quarters.

PS: I found OSU’s offensive gameplan for this weekend

Week 6 Big 12 Picks

Welp. Last week proved that Daxx Garman is gonna keep long-balling it, that SMU is still a smoldering shit heap, and that the folks up in Lawrence just can’t take it anymore.

In the past week that has followed, two new things happened: A) Charlie Weis got put out to pasture and B) Charlie Strong did not kick any more players off his team. So that’s new. Huzzah for all of the Longhorns not currently in the doghouse, and for the zero games that Kansas will probably win to close out the season.

A tougher week of picks this week, and hopefully a few more interesting games; I feel totally out of touch right now, as I’ve spent about as much time on the internet in the past week as I typically would in a normal day. It’s been refreshing.

Also, the Royals made it into the playoffs (I don’t count the play-in game) for the first time since George Brett and the heady fall of ’85, when I had not even yet been thought of, conceived, or born. How’s this for a stat: my MOM was 16 the last time the Royals were in playoffs.

Also of note: on Thursday night, Arizona rose up out of the desert to shock the Oregon Ducks 31-24 at home, and the Pac-12 got interesting for the first time in years.

On to the picks!

Last week: 5-0 (1.000)

Overall: 30-3 (.909)

No. 21 Oklahoma State 44, Iowa State 21. Last week, I thought that OSU would pound the living daylights out of Tech, but Tech came out like they had something to prove. Despite looking shaky at times, Daxx Garman connected on enough heaves to carry the Pokes through, and looked pretty good doing it. His completion percentage (56.3%) has got to improve, however. ISU looks like a good opportunity for that, even though they’re not quite as bad as their 1-3 record would suggest. No luck in Stillwater for the Cyclones.

Texas 10, No. 7 Baylor 45. In other years this’d be a much, much tougher pick. And I have to admit that it’s still weird to say it: Baylor has the same level of advantage on Texas right now that Texas had on Baylor from when the Big 12 began to oh, say, 2009. An upset, however, would be massive for Charlie Strong’s program. I just don’t see it happening this year.

No. 25 TCU 27, No. 4 Oklahoma 52. Lots of folks think this will be a close one for a number of reasons; it’s at TCU, the Horned Frogs offense has improved by leaps and bounds, etc. But I’ve doubted the Sooners enough times this season to know better: OU is the real thing. Gary Patterson’s crew will keep it close for a half, maybe even into the third quarter, but OU will bury them in the fourth. Factoid: before joining the Big 12 in 2012, TCU under Patterson’s guidance was 12-7 against ranked opponents. Since then, they’ve gone 2-7. Even worse: the Horned Frogs are a paltry 1-7 at home in Big 12 play over the past two years.

West Virginia 63, Kansas 3. The Fightin’ Holgorsens are still pissed about last year, when they traveled to Lawrence and allowed themselves to be defeated soundly, 31-13. Something tells me they will do the Jayhawks no such favors this week in Morgantown, KU’s first without Weis.

No. 23 Kansas State 37, Texas Tech 28. It’s not gonna get any easier for Tech, although they do get KU in a few weeks. If Davis Webb is actually healthy, the Red Raider offense could give K-State fits. The Wildcats, though, will send the Kingsburians limping back home across the plains.

PS: No more of this.

Week 5 Big 12 Picks

Last week did not go so hot for me–which I guess is what I get for picking two upsets over top 5 teams in the same weekend. And K-State came SOOO close to beating Auburn. In fact, with the three missed field goals, the interception through the hands of All American wideout Tyler Lockett, you could say that K-State not only could’ve beat Auburn, they should have. Instead what we’re left with is a 20-14 defeat and a huge missed opportunity, both for the Wildcats and the Big 12 Conference at large.

I thought, too, that WVU could hang with OU. That lasted for about a half, which was when the OU defense said NOPE and the Sooners trotted out a running back who has more in common with a Panzer tank than a human being: Samaje Perine. Watching West Virginia defenders try to tackle him was painful; the guy is a goddamn truck.

Also, who knew that there would be a weekend of football in which it would be possible to pick KANSAS to win and for KANSAS to be the only team to actually come through for you? Strange times are the ones we live in. Strange times indeed.

To the picks!

Last week: 1-2 (.333)

Overall: 25-3 (.892)

THURSDAY:

No. 24 Oklahoma State 55, Texas Tech 21. While Daxx Garman is unproven and this game is his first real test, through three games Texas Tech has looked like a pile of stinking, flaming garbage. Even so, normally after coming off a humiliating loss (the week before last’s 21-point home defeat against Arkansas qualifies, I think) I’d bet for a decent showing from Tech. Not so, this week. This week Matt Wallerstedt, Tech’s D-coordinator, was dismissed amongst a flurry of rumors, none of which have been substantiated. Things hardly ever go well for teams enduring midweek coordinator changes. Additionally, Tech’s recent history with OSU does not bode well: in their last three matchups OSU has pounded the Red Raiders by scores of 52-34, 59-24, and 66-6, and Tech hasn’t won a game in Stillwater since 2001, back when Les Miles and Mike Leach patrolled the sidelines.

SATURDAY:

No. 25 Kansas State 48, UTEP 17. I fully expect for K-State to rebound this week. Bill Snyder-coached teams learn from their mistakes, and, as is evidenced by the polar differences between the Wildcats’s start last year (with the loss to North Dakota State) and where they finished (a team that nobody wanted to play), I think they’ll get better every week.

SMU 3, TCU 35. I read somewhere that SMU has scored every single time they’ve been in the red zone this season. Trick is, they’ve only been there three times. The Mustangs have been outscored 146-12 in their first three games. TCU, on the other hand, though they’ve handled both of their non-conference opponents with ease, smashing Samford and Minnesota, will still remain a relative unknown after this game. Their next two opponents are No. 4 Oklahoma and No. 7 Baylor. Win one or both of those and TCU officially  tosses its hat in the ring.

Kansas 10, Texas 14. Remember that time in 2012 when Texas went to Lawrence and emerged with a 21-17 victory thanks to a final minute drive led by back up Case McCoy? (And aren’t you glad you never ever have to read again about how there’s a McCoy and a Shipley in the world and–gasp!–they’re roommates! And their brothers were roommates, too! HA HA HA.) In any case, that 2012 game, though a victory for Mack Brown and co., was one of the nails in his proverbial coffin. This game may be KU’s best chance to spring an upset over one of its longtime superiors, but I think when both teams suck, tradition gets Texas over the hump.

Iowa State 27, No. 7 Baylor 31. Sure, the official Vegas line on this game has the Fightin’ Baptists by 22. But you and I both know the possibilities for a night game in Ames that pits a Big 12 favorite against a scrappy bunch of Cyclones–scary shit, a la 2011 OSU. Also, David Ubben provided an interesting tidbit (via Reddit’s College Football Subreddit): since 2010, Baylor is only 3-6 in games played on natural grass, with those victories coming against UCLA, Colorado, and TCU. Additionally, the Bears are 0-2 in Ames under Briles. I would not take the spread here, folks.

OU & WVU are off this week.

PS: I heard next week’s game in Stillwater (vs. ISU) will be at 11am. This is how I feel. 

Week 3 Big 12 Picks

Man–in Stillwater this past week the quarterback controversy, swirled, tilted, and then ultimately died on the news of J.W. Walsh’s injured foot. Daxx is now the man, at least for now.

In terms of picks, last week I went a smooth 8-0. Which, as David Ubben points out in his picks for this week, is probably not gonna happen this week, in which several different Big 12 teams take on quality opponents from other Power 5 conferences (with the exception of Baylor of course). While UTSA–Oklahoma State’s week three opponent–doesn’t come from the Power 5, they’re a tougher matchup than one might think from a university with a metropolitan area in its name. The Roadrunners, whose team didn’t even exist four years ago, took a quality Arizona team down to the wire last week, and are coached by Larry Coker, who damn nearly won two BCS championships in a row at Miami.

To the picks!

Last week: 8-0 (1.000)

Overall: 15-1 (.937)

Buffalo 6, No. 8 Baylor 77. The only question about this game is whether or not Baylor can actually stop itself from scoring 80+. I don’t think they will, but it’s a distinct possibility, no matter whether or not Bryce Petty is actually back for this game. The question I keep asking: will Baylor ever schedule a decent non-conference opponent? Only time will tell.

Maryland 7, West Virginia 56. Still trying to wrap my head around Maryland as a Big 10 team. Then again, I often feel the same way about WVU. In any case, Maryland whipped WVU last year in an embarrassing fashion, 37-0. They turned around and followed that game with a 63-0 loss to FSU the following week. Which may not say a lot about Maryland, considering how good FSU was last year, but does say something about how bad the Mountaineers were. Times have changed, however. I predict some sweet, sweet revenge for the Fighting Holgorsens on Saturday.

Kansas 14, Duke 17. If only this were a basketball game! Kansas squeaked by SEMO last week (though the game wasn’t quite as close as its 34-28 finish would seem to suggest), and I don’t seem them quite passing the muster. Seriously though, I’m willing to bet money that fans of both schools would rather this were a basketball game.

Texas Tech 28, Arkansas 30. Tough pick, here. Arkansas, which went 0-8 in SEC play last year, is still a relative unknown. On the other hand, Tech, who closed out 2014 by losing its last five regular season games, has looked incredibly unimpressive in shoddy victories against lackluster Central Arkansas and UTEP.

Iowa State 17, Iowa 14. Iowa State came back from the grave to nearly knock off K-State last week, and I think they build on that here against their in-state rivals. Iowa owns a 40-21 edge all-time in this series but lose on their home turf in this one.

TCU 31, Minnesota 21. Is this the year TCU finally competes in the Big 12? I think we’ll know a lot more by how they come out against the Gophers, who field a quality team.

No. 4 Oklahoma 48, Tennessee 13. Last week, I thought that Tulsa might give OU a bit of a surprise, compete for a quarter or two. Boy was I wrong. Word is that the Volunteers are taking the right steps under Butch Jones. They may be on their way back to respectability, but I think they meet a buzzsaw in Norman.

Texas 21, No. 12 UCLA 26. UCLA, an early pick to compete for the PAC-12 title, has struggled with inferior opponents on consecutive weekends, winning 28-20 at Virginia and barely passing muster at home against Memphis. In short, if there were ever a top-fifteen team that looked upsettable, UCLA is it. And any other year, with any other Texas team, that’s probably what I would predict: an upset. The Horns, though, took a royal shit-housing last week from BYU, and things ain’t looking so hot in Austin for Charlie Strong and co. If they can score, though, they’ve got a chance.

Oklahoma State 44, UTSA 31. Walsh is out, probably for the year. It’s Daxx Garman’s time to shine, playing in his second game (and first start) since 2009, his junior year of high school. UTSA, as I said above, isn’t your average C-USA opponent. I’m glad this one’s in Stillwater, and I’m sure Mike Gundy is, too.

K-State is off for the week. 

PS: David Ubben claims, apparently, to have gone 9-0 in his picks last week. Maybe he lost count of how many teams are still in the conference–I wouldn’t blame him.